We were going through the Jamestown WalMart a few months ago, probably right about when we got de-evacuated, and I saw the biggest onions I've ever seen in my life. I found one that I think weighed two pounds. I took one look at it and said to Sondra - We have to make onion rings out of this. And, she was good enough to indulge me.
I wasn't even sure how to tackle it, so I enlisted a
little help!

Sacré bleu!

*french grin*

Take zat!

Then the chef assembled the onion segments into a mountain, and Indiana Jones climbed it The End.