James: "Okay then give me an example of an animal that doesn't fit in that category?"
Me: "A platypus"
James: "That's a mammal"
Me: "But it lays Eggs"
James: "Then it's a fish"
Me: "But it has feathers."
James: "It doesn't have very many! ....Well I bet you can't think of another NON-WEIRD animal that doesn't fit!"
Me: "A crab"
James: "A crab is a fish!"
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